BIG BOOTY STARS
Sometimes she's making a fashion statement. Sometimes she's being a slob. Either way, she's an inspiration to college-age women everywhere. If you're a young woman, this page should be enough to convince you that all the classy women - from Jackie Onassis and Princess Di right on down to Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson - are proud of their buttcracks and don't care if the whole world sees them! So lower those jeans and lose that thong! You'll have your own reality show before you know it!
Here are some new pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg. They get really big if you click on them, but they're grainy.
Also, the video of her dancing with her crack showing is on YouTube. Click here if the embed isn't working.
And here's a link to a video of the accidental booty flash, but it only shows it from the side.
Here are a couple more new ones of Lindsay. They get bigger if you click on them.
Also, there's a whole page of her with some better pictures of her crack.
Here is a new picture of Angelina Jolie (thanks, BKS) and an old one that I've never used for some reason.
NEW PICTURES FOR March 31, 2006. Is Reese Witherspoon's buttcrack all you've ever hoped for? I'm looking for a higher-resolution picture, but so far this is all I've got:
And here are a couple more pictures of Eva Herzigova's crack:
I was checking my referrer stats a few minutes ago and noticed that for some reason a lot of people are searching for Brittany Daniel right now. Who knows why, but here are some totally decent pictures of her naked ass. As usual, huge thanks to the people who capped these and the people who post them on Usenet. Without you and the people who follow Cate Blanchett around with a camera I'd have nothing.
Melanie Griffith! Kelly Clarkson! Eva Longoria! Lindsay Lohan!
Today I have six pictures of Sonya Krauss (the German Vanna White, or something like that), three of Rebecca Romijn and one of Sharon Stone.
Here's a picture from the movie "Havoc" of Anne Hathaway fixing some chick's pipes for her. Thanks to mrskin.com for the picture. There are more of Anne to come later.
You may remember Jordana Brewster from "The Faculty" and "The Fast And The Furious." If you click this thumbnail, you'll get a huge picture of her checking her cellphone. It's kind of grainy, but if you look close you can see that the text message she's reading on there says, "UR BUTS SHOWING LOL."
She's barely famous and she's a little too young for a pervert like you to be looking at the crack of her bony ass.
She's a Brazilian model. (2 pictures)
You may think she's just the kind of stupid model that Howard Stern is always babbling about, but actually she's very important, having been the quarterback in the Lingerie Bowl in 2005.
If you want to see her entire ass, watch "Jackie Brown."
Most overpoweringly awesome actress of all time in every way. (2 pictures)
She's an obscure singer whose name sounds like a Japanese car. Here she is at some music awards show.
Someone just e-mailed me and told me she's Ice-T's wife.
You may remember her from such movies as "Battle For The Planet Of The Apes," "Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol" and "Apocalypse Now."
One of my favorite moments on "The Sopranos" was when she projectile vomited all over a bunch of FBI agents.
She's so cute I can almost forgive her for being in "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle." Almost. Click for a few more pictures.
There are 8,000 pictures of her available on the web and I have chosen to put the only ugly one on here because it shows about 1 cm of her buttcrack.
I'm working on getting the buttcracks of all of the Spice Girls. (2 Pictures)
She was in that movie about the guy with the stapler. (3 Pictures)
If you don't have a crush on her I'm going to beat you up.
From groundbreaking, sophisticated science fiction like "Star Trek: Enterprise" and "Jurassic Park III."
I'm actively avoiding every movie and TV show she's ever been in, but her buttcrack is good enough for me.
She's mostly done softcore porn-type movies. I admire her because this is the most shameless ass-cleavage-showing dress anyone has ever worn in public.
Scarlett Johansson is so special that 1/8 of an inch of her buttcrack is equal to 4 inches of Christina Aguilera's.
Even goddesses are doing the butt cleavage look these days.
Great Thanks To: http://www.buttlooker.com/fwpb/
Monique Coleman's wardrobe malfunction
Actress Monique Coleman had a wardrobe malfunction on "Dancing With The Stars" the other night and briefly exposed her bare ass on national TV. Here are some vidcaps of the incident. Click on them to see them bigger.
And here's a YouTube video of it:
I want to thank TQO and lazarus on SuperiorPics for making this stuff available.
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I don't know why I should care about Kate Lawler. She's a minor British celebrity who's famous because she was on Big Brother over there.
But I think she's cute. Here's a picture of her revealing her ass to the world on a beach somewhere during this year's World Cup.
Here are a few more pictures of her cute English ass.
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More LOTR buttcrack
Legolas is more badass than you could ever be. In two seconds, he can shoot an orc dead with an arrow, pull it out of the orc's dead body, stab another orc in the eye with it, and then shoot another orc dead with the same arrow, all while surfing down a flight of stairs on a shield.
Here's his Elfcrack:
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Jewish-Canadian actress who hasn't been in anything really big yet. Her family's from Morocco and her last name is pronounced "Shreeky." If you click on this picture it'll get a lot bigger and you'll see that she needs to buy a belt.
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Another ass-washing video
Galilea Montijo is a Mexican actress and TV hostess. Here's a crude video of her washing her ass on a celebrity Big Brother show.
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Here are a couple of pictures of Kate Moss that I like.
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Judy Collins was a popular hippy folk singer in the 60's and 70's. In 1979 people thought it was sort of a big deal when she posed nude for a record cover. It doesn't look like much now, but I'm sure seeing this when I was 14 damaged me for life.
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This is talent
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Probably the most touching moment in motion picture history came in Leaving Las Vegas. Elisabeth Shue, the hooker with a heart of gold, knew that Nicholas Cage was suicidal and intended to drink himself to death. Did she call the mental health authorities? Did she tell him about Jesus? Did she drag him to an AA meeting?
Hell NO! She went out and bought him a really nice hip flask! TRUE LOVE!
Here's a picture of her ass from another movie.
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Five supermodel buttcracks
Sasha Pivovarova has a baby face, but she was born in 1986, so it's okay to look at her butt.
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This picture of the Italian actress Manuela Arcuri came from Taxi Driver.
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Yet another "interchangable" (the word used by their record company) member of an artificial "girl group," this time one of the Pussycat Dolls. The difference between this one and people like Michelle Heaton and Cheryl Tweedy is that this one appears to have a Y chromosome. Thanks to my friend in Israel for the picture.
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Here are some pictures of Kate Beckinsale's buttcrack that get big and blurry if you click on them. I want to thank the different people who e-mailed these to me.
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Here are some pictures of Chinese actress Bai Ling's butt.
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Nichelle Nichols naked?
This is supposed to be Nichelle Nichols, who played Uhura on Star Trek.
Stephanie McMahon getting her pants pulled down on WWF
Here's a video of Stephanie McMahon on WWF getting dragged around by the waistband of her pants, exposing her ass to the world on TV. It came out pretty grainy on Youtube, but if you click the capture below it, you can see an animation I made of the best part that's better quality. The animation is big (1.87 MB).
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Ice-T's Wife Coco
Here are a couple of pictures of Ice-T's wife Coco.
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Kylie Minogue's butt cleavage video
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Buck naked First Lady
This picture of Jackie Onassis has always been on here, but now it's part of a montage where you can see her completely naked. I have been studying her bush carefully for clues to the truth about Dealy Plaza.
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This picture of Kelly Clarkson has been on here for a long time, but before it was really small and had a watermark all over it. I hate Kelly Clarkson, but this is a pretty cute picture.
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Here's a new (to me) picture of Mischa Barton with plumber's butt. If you click it, you'll go to a whole page of her.
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House Of A Thousand Corpses was so bad that when I saw it, people were walking out of the theater and flipping off the screen on their way out. The only good thing about it was some anonymous actress with a coin slot showing:
When the sequel, The Devil's Rejects, came out, people said it was a lot better, but I never saw it because the first one was so bad. But I think one of the things that must have made people like it more was that the same actress, whose name is Sheri Moon, showed a lot more of her ass in it.
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Debbie Harry is the shiniest rock star ever!
Butt-head: If you look up Deborah Harry in the phone book, it says, "Harry Deborah." Huh huh!
Beavis: Huh huh huh! Huh huh huh! [pause] Why?
Even though Exene says Debbie Harry was "snotty" to her, you have to respect her for getting naked back in the Seventies, when none of the other rock stars would even show a little bit of butt cleavage.
Debbie is definitely the shiniest rock star there ever was!
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Nadine Coyle Again
Nadine Coyle is a British pop singer. Clicking on this picture will take you to a whole page of pictures of her buttcrack. Some of them are pretty cute.
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Pamela David is a small-time actress from Argentina who got her start on a reality show. Click to see un foto muy grande of her South American buttcrack.
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This picture of Katherine Heigl gets extremely big if you click on it.
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I bet nobody in the world wants to see this, but just to prove I'm not above it all, here's a picture that my friend Christin took of me with plumber's butt:
It took me three years, but I finally got the chance to return the favor:
And now that I've posted this, I'm going to sit back and wait for MTV to call me.
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A brief history of Avril Lavigne's buttcrack
Avril Lavigne used to be a singer. I never would have paid any attention to her at all if it wasn't for her buttcrack. In 2002 she sang a song at the MMVA awards show wearing a wireless microphone that pulled her pants down in the back and displayed her teen buttcrack on live TV. Here's a grainy video of it:
The next year when she did the show, she got someone to write "MMVA" on her butt with a magic marker (I would have been willing to do it, but she asked someone else for some reason) and she kept pulling her pants down to show it to people. This is what people saw whenever she pulled her pants down:
Here's a video clip of her showing it on stage:
Here's an animation I just made of the best part. This post would have been up several hours ago, except I can't stop watching this.
Click on it to get a bigger version that's 938 KB. Also, you can click here to go to a page with lots of pictures of her crack.
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Gisele Bündchen is a supermodel from Brazil who was so skinny when she was growing up that the other kids called her "Olívia Palito," which is what they call Olive Oyl in Portuguese. One day, according to Wikipedia, she was eating a Big Mac at McDonald's when a modeling agent discovered her. Here are some big pictures of her heart-shaped Brazilian ass.
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Melissa Joan Hart
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Here's a picture of Michelle Heaton out in public with half her ass showing. She wants you to pull on that string. If you click on it, it goes to a page with some more pictures of her butt.
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Sophomoric babbling about Ashlee Simpson's buttcrack
I bet the fucking marketing weasels have probably calculated exactly how much ass cleavage she should display at every appearance and spent thousands on specially designed jeans. I hate her like I hate these little warty skin-tag things that keep growing in my arm pits, but I'm putting new pictures of her on here because I can't help it because I'm addicted to crack.
Those pictures get a lot bigger if you click on them. Click here for a whole page of older pictures of Ashlee's frankencrack.
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Naomi Spelled Backwards Is I Moan
I sent her all of the stickers (which were inspired by the notorious "Have Sex With Bob" stickers) along with a letter saying that I had printed up a whole bunch of them and that I had stuck most of them up around town and given the rest to her ex-boyfriend. I thought she was going to be really pissed off because I had stuck naked pictures of her up all over town, but I expected her to laugh and forgive me when I told her it was all a joke and there were only a few of them.
But when she found out it was all a joke and there were only a few stickers, that's when she got mad. She was totally disappointed that there weren't really naked pictures of her all over Austin. I ended up printing out a whole lot of them for real and putting them everywhere. You would be doing a beautiful thing if you print out a bunch of "Have Sex With Naomi" stickers and stick them up everywhere you go.
Please click on one of these thumbnails and take a closer look at Naomi.
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Kayleigh, Kaley and Keeley
Kayleigh Pearson is a British model.
Keeley Hawes is an actress who's doing the voice of Lara Croft now. This is what she had to say about her modeling career: "I was the worst model of all time, my bum was too fat." Look at that fat bum!
You can't see much of Kaley Cuoco here, but if you're interested in her teenage ass, you might like this picture anyway.
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Madonna from way back when
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Maybe buttcracks really are the key to world peace First, I would like to say that Hispanic buttcrack rules and the more times Michelle Rodriguez gets arrested for drunk driving, the hotter she gets. (This only applies to attractive women, by the way, so Dick Cheney's buttcrack still isn't hot.)
11:11 pm cdtJust the cracks, ma'am!
Reese Witherspoon 6:58 Vikki turn your back on me Vikki Dougan was an actress from the fifties and sixties who was only in a few movies, but was famous for always wearing dresses that showed her butt cleavage. The Limeliters wrote a funny song about her that had these verses in it:
9:04 pm cdtI'll Teach Your Grandmother To Show Her Buttcrack 9:02 pm cdtIDontLikeYouInThatWay.com just moments ago: DeansPlanet.com.u should try to get pics of gods buttcrack lol
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Neve Campbell's butt is really clean
Here's an animation I made of the best part of Neve Campbell's very long shower scene from When Will I Be Loved.
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Cheryl Tweedy and Michelle Heaton
Can you tell Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud and Michelle Heaton from Liberty X apart? Apparently, they're two different people. If you're in England and you see one of them and need to identify her, remember that Michelle's tramp stamp is much closer to her buttcrack than Cheryl's is.
Those Michelle Heaton pictures are from a Miami Vice premiere and I want to thank Jacques for bringing them to my attention and Steveweiser for posting them on SuperiorPics.
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Pink CD cover
Here's the back of Pink's last CD. I'm going to try to find this in higher resolution.
Here's another picture of her that looks like it's been around since Moulin Rouge.
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Her dad was, like, in the Rolling Stones or something
Here's her Elfcrack.
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Ice-T's wife Coco seems to be okay with you looking at her butt
I've noticed that a lot of the traffic coming to my site is from people looking for Ice-T's wife Coco. She reminds me of when George Costanza wanted to be nicknamed T-Bone, but his boss nicknamed him Coco instead and then something funny happened. Was that the one where he got fired for fucking the cleaning lady on his desk? I don't care, so don't tell me.
Thanks for Bob from http://www.buttlooker.com
Reluctant Juliette Binoche butt photography video
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MAJOR CARLA BRUNI UPGRADE!
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In the heart of Italy,
The people there
Are probably the least religious in the world!
And Sophia Loren said,
I don't know about that!
Sophia Loren has probably shown everything God gave her in some movie 40 years ago, so it's probably stupid to show these little grainy pictures of her senior citizen buttcrack, but stupidity never stopped the celebrity buttcrack thing before and I'm not about to let it start now.
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Buttcracks On A Motherfuckin Plane
I know Rachel Blanchard isn't exactly a household name yet (not until "Snakes On A Plane" sweeps the Oscars), but if you click on this thumbnail you'll see her buttcrack all up close and personal.
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Unwilling Juliette Binoche Crack!
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Ashanti, Ciara, Rihanna
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Everyone knows what Scarlett Johansson's butt looks like now
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THIS MEANS WAR
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The Britcrack lives on
Speaking of Britney Spears, there are forty pictures of her here showing her buttcrack in public. It can only make you wonder, "Does Britney EVER do a crack check? Does she EVER put her hand back there, feel crack, and pull her pants up to try to cover it? EVER?" Well, she has done so at least once, and here's a picture to prove it. There's no crack, but if you click it you can see her tattoo pretty clearly.
No matter what some people say about Britney being a washed-up, overweight, white-trash whore who never had any talent, look at this picture of her ass. That is a world-class ass, and we should appreciate her decision to share the top couple of inches of it with us every day.
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Chloe, if you're reading this, please note that I have a job and my own car and no sexually transmitted diseases. You know where to reach me.
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We're calling it a coin-slot from now on
Well, now Lindsay Lohan is on Saturday Night Live doing a commercial for "Coin-Slot Cream." (Click here to see the video.) Below is a huge capture from the video of a coin-slot that isn't Lindsay Lohan's, and a picture of Lindsay where you can see her tramp-stamp that says "La Dolce Vita.".
If you look at the page of Lindsay crack pictures, you can see that a lot of them were taken before she got the tramp-stamp. But what about the one below? Is this her before the tattoo, or is it Hilary Duff? I could never tell the two of them apart and I like it that way.
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You really do have to sing the Jennifer Lopez song
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I love wireless microphones
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Let's start off with Thora Birch
Maybe you've never heard of some of these women. I haven't, either. But Vanna White is famous enough to cover them all.
Also, here's Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud and Heidi Range and Mutya Buena from Sugababes. This Heidi Range picture was on here the other day, but I just found a much bigger version of it.
folder. Maria Celeste is a Puerto Rican TV reporter (Katie Couric should take a hint from her and show her crack from time to time), and Heidi Range is a singer from a band called Sugababes. A guy named Milivan sent me the Heidi Range picture over six months ago (and he sent me a bona fide plumber picture of at the same time, that I just now put on her page) and it slipped through the cracks due to my drunken incompetence. Here it is at last. Keep sending me pictures!
Here's a plumber shot of Kaley Cuoco from "8 Simple Rules."
This sweet picture of Diane Lane from "Cotton Club" makes her the 100th celebrity buttcrack on here, but it doesn't make up for Richard Gere being in the movie.
Thanks to David for the pictures.
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